Authoress

You ask "Why?"
I ask, "Why not?"
Clearly, hands near my face are a thing in my selfies.
Fivehead pride.

The very basics
  • Born 17th of September 1984; I'm a Virgo.
  • No kids, but my two cats are blatant baby replacements.


Personality & fascination with felines

I'm usually mistaken for a calm, steady individual which couldn't be further from the truth -- I am, in fact, chaotic and unstable and have been formally diagnosed with borderline personality (Summer '19); due to my general distrust (and let's be honest: dislike) toward most people, I tend not to socialise much though which leads to the misconception that I am a certain way. If I ever consider you a friend though, rest assured you'll meet the whackjob with a storm in her brain. Eventually she comes out, medicated or not, and you'll also likely meet the dissociating side; you know, the one that does things and then doesn't remember it, and sees, hears and smells things that aren't there and at worst, absolutely can't separate reality from fantasy.

It's a fun mental glitch, that one. I also have a hard time getting along with people, especially women. But I'm not really all buddy-pal with men either, I just generally don't get along with people. It might have something to do with me calling them names and having meltdowns in front of them so they think I'm a complete freak. They're not wrong. I don't care.

I'm completely, utterly in love with my cats, though. I doubt there'll ever be a relationship in my life where I'll value and love my partner more than I love my cats. And I doubt there's ever going to be a time in my life where I don't keep cats. And yes, I always have a favourite one too. And I don't shut up about that favourite status. The others are treated like second-tier royalty, but the favourite is always the King/Queen. My cats are pretty much the only thing in the world that I don't split on... too regularly anyway. I would be a horrible mother and my kids would be in therapy from the age of three.

...and I'd probably love my cats more than I'd love the kidlets. More fodder for those therapy sessions, I guess. I mean, just imagine what little shits any of my spawn would be. Be honest. You don't want that kind of messed-up evil in the world.

I have issues. Here's some tissues.

Random facts
  • I'm an expat; I moved to England from Finland in 2014.
  • I've been a gamer since the age of four. The first games I remember playing were Mr. Robot & Winter Games on Commodore 64 and Alley Cat & Leisure Suit Larry on PC.
  • I believe in horoscopes, star alignments, the supernatural and what have you.
  • I'm absolutely obsessed with keeping commonplace books & journals. If it's happened, it's recorded. If I've studied it, it's recorded somewhere!
  • Villains are generally more interesting to me than heroes.
  • I believe I was born a little bit evil. For realsies.
  • I am bisexual (which involves transpeople and non-binary people, I just bloody hate the word 'pansexual') but primarily hetero-amorous based on romantic history.
  • I have severe character flaws: I'm very selfish, vain and critical for a start. Most I can blame borderline for but the truth is, I think I'm just a shit person sometimes. A lot of times. Let's face it, I'm pretty shitty most of the time.
  • ...yeah you've probably picked up on the extreme ego vs intense self-loathing thing. Don't need to dig into that one. :3
  • I'm honestly not as mean as I come across. I acknowledge my problems. I get help for them. Girl's gotta front, though. Got a reputation to uphold.
  • Not sure why/how I'm still alive. Fairly sure my doctors along the years would sign off on that too.


Get in touch
  • E-mail: vidastriga@gmail.com
  • Steam: strigettibolognaise
  • ESO: @pastelblack (EU)
  • Discord: pastelblack#7308
  • Instagram: @mamabruxa
  • Battle.net: mamabruxa#2276